Darryl: You froze the crime scene.
Darryl: You cannot freeze a crime scene.
Piper: Well, I did.
*Phoebe: Arn't you comming?
Cole: To vanquish your sister, nah i think ill sit this one out
*Phoebe: Ok so did you put Piper to bed.
Leo: Yeah I did I also tried and actually successed at putting the geese in the ba... and why is there a unicorn in the Kitchen?
*Darryl: Oh, no creepy talk in the precinct. Will you just keep down the creepy talk
Piper: Darryl, I'm sorry, but what do you want me to say? My sister was just possessed with a supernaturally born killer and my husband is in 1994, and I do not mean in the fashion sense. He time travelled back with my other sister so the only one left to help me is you.
*Grams:Yes, yes, we're both dead by now; we're over it.
Prue: send flying,
*Phoebe: I mean, between you and Leo, and Pru the wiccan hot woman, and me soon to be employed, things are looking up !
Piper: Don't say that, the moment somebody says that, everithing always turns wrong
Phoebe: at least you freeze him !
*Guy: Are your parents terrorists ? Because, baby you're the Boooooomb !
*Leo: Ever done it on a cloud?
Pheobe: I don't know, does a feather bed count?
Leo: Oh Pheobe, I thought you were Piper!
*Cole: You know it wouldn't kill you to be nice to me.
Prue: Really? That's funny you should say that, considering how many times you actually tried to kill me.
*Krell: I am Krell, a Zotar.
Prue: Hi, I'm Prue, a Scorpio
*Prue: How can I save anyone? Okay, I look ridiculous. I'm wearing clothes from the ex-boyfriend's pile. I have hair in strange places and I have penis !
*Leo: My name is Leo... Like the zodiac sign ...
*Grams: Ooooh, you must be "Chris" the new witeliter ! You know ... He does't look really qualifited for the job ...
*Cole: You two seem different.
Cole: I mean, I thought you were, I don't know, drunk or something before but now you seem...
Prue: Sober. Stairs can be sobering.
*Prue: Yeah. I kicked ass.
Cole: No, you kicked air.
*Cole (conjuring a guillotine): I can't wait to see how I survive this.
*Prue: Piper ??? Was it a deamon ??
Piper: Nooo...it was watermellon...
Phoebe: Honey why did you vanquish watermellon ?
*Piper: Ok...we go home..we vomit..
Piper: that's all i got.
*Piper: I'm being stalk by pshyco-killers and I hide in the shower!
*Phoebe: if we don't vanquish Eames, can we at least vanquish Natalie?
Piper: Don't tempt me...
*Phoebe-Your single, your responsible, and way over due in the sex department. I say go for it.
Piper-I'm not way over due. (Pause) Ok, maybe just a little bit.
*Rob-Clubs are an extremely high risk business, Piper. You could lose your shirt.
Piper- Well, it wouldn't be the first time today.
*Leo-Look, I know your upset.
Piper-No, no. I skated past upset just after you came in the door. Right now I'm at furious.
Leo- We have to talk.
Piper-You bet your whiteliter ass we ahev to talk.
*Piper: yeah so you got us now, so blow us up.
Pheobe: Piper death: bad, life: good.
Paige: Don't worry, this blond bimbo couldn't hit the broad side of a beauty parlor.
*Piper :The question is, where is the relationship?
Phoebe-Somewhere between confusing and complicated.
Piper-I'd rather just freeze him and kick him in the...(door bell rings)
*Piper: Come on, Phoebe, trolls and fairies? You don't believe that stuff.
Phoebe: Sure, why not?
Piper: Well, maybe it's time we tell her about Santa.
*Leo: Come meet Natalie
Piper:She's a B...
Leo:Fellow Whitelighter. See, I finished your sentence.
Piper: That's not what I was going to say.
Piper: Exotic, I said eXotic!
*Leo (talking to himself): I look at you and I think how lucky I am. I mean, I can't stop looking at you. You're my dream come true. You're my raison d'être. (Ptdr)
Every time I see you, I love you even more. You're so beautiful. You're so special. I can't imagine my life without you. (Piper walks in.) Piper!
Piper: Leo, who are you talking to?
Leo: Me? Uh, nobody, just myself, you know.
Piper: Yourself? You were telling yourself how much you love you?
To have a girl to introduce,
Fall for her you can't resist her,
Trust me mister, she's my Sister !
Piper: 'Cause he's not my type.
Phoebe: Oh. Hi...
Phoebe: You know what I think is really hot? A guy in a cage ... Why don't you come in here with me ?
Phoebe: Take off your shirt ...
Daryl's father: Hey, hey ! Luther don't wanna see this ..!